A guy lies on bed, reads a book.
His girlfriend comes from behind and starts clapping on his ass. Guy:
- What are you doing?
- Playing percussion. -
- Would you like to play the flute?
Unexpected sex - is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison...
To make it stand u wet it. To make it wet, u suck it. To make it stuff, u lick it.
To get it in, u push it!
Damn! Treading a needle at any age is no joke!
I feel sorry for the hypnostist I saw last night. He hypnotized 7 guys,
then dropped the mic on his foot and yelled 'FUCK ME'
What happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life.
Guy 1 What's wrong bro?
Guy 2: My GF jacked me off under the dinner table in front of her family.
Guy 1 Dude that's awesome
Guy 2: Ya but table was glass
When 3 people have sex, it's called a threesome.
When 2 people have sex, it's called a twosome.
Now i understand why they call you handsome
Conversation in the immigration office at airport in the US:
- Your name, Sir.
- Bakshish Abdul
- Sex
- Three times a day...
- I mean male or female?
- Doesn't matter...
