THE POSTMAN So, I am sitting at the breakfast table. you know that morning drill...watch the war dept. munch her toast while I sip my coffee. She has got that look in her eye. You married guys all

THE POSTMAN Did you miss the great democratic debate? Well, fortunately for you, here at the POSTMAN, we did not... The postman provides an honest evaluation of the debate for you.... ENJOY THE

* * THE POSTMAN So just a quick chat with you married guys. We are all in this together right? Cuz I am sure yours has said it to you too..."Honey, you need to get this done or that done,"

THE POSTMAN Wow, been almost a week since I got an issue of this thing done. No health issues, just lazy, I guess. Some of you, like my buddy Teddy, wondered if there was something wrong. Well there

THE POSTMAN I have a great idea! I think I am going to start another zine! I just really love doing this stuff. I think I will branch out and offer cooking tips. what do you think? ENJOY THE

THE POSTMAN BREAKING NEWS: In order to cover the costs of the impeachment trial, the democrats are now offering the following funding: Be sure to purchase your penholder today! Enjoy the

THE POSTMAN did you ever notice how things disappear? like how bout inferiority complex? We do not use those words anymore, its sortof a left over from the 60s, right? Nobody wants to be called

POSTMAN So far my dieting resolutions for 2020 have worked out about as well as 2019. Probably I will not have to rush out and buy new skinny jeans anytime soon. I think its a balancing issue. See, I

THE POSTMAN So Turk the dog, aka Carlos the rat, has his own mind. And he also has a "look" very similar to the war dept. Seems that he has never caught on to the idea of barking when he needs to go

​THE POSTMAN Anybody watching the impeachment trials in the afternoon? I must confess that it is not my first choice for afternoon tv programming choices. I doubt that the outcome will be

THE POSTMAN I decided to try the Japanese method of uncluttering my life. You may have heard of that: getting rid of all the items in your life that do not bring you joy? Well, so far, I have

THE POSTMAN In third grade science class they taught us all about what the world was. How it was made up. They taught us so much stuff it made my head swim. They taught us about molecules. You know,

THE POSTMAN You ever notice how some people are the picture of sweet and innocence? I mean they are so sweet, its sickening, right? I really hate that kind of person, don't you? Seem here is the

THE POSTMAN people poke a lot of fun at tech support. it does not take long surfing the net for humor, and you find tech support humor. But you know what? tech support tells you turn off the computer

THE POSTMAN You know, as you get older, you learn things. Right? Funny thing. some you have learned are good, Some not so good. Thing I have learned as I get older? It is important to enjoy your 20s

THE POSTMAN BREAKING NEWS: So did you hear? Nancy Pelosi delivered the articles of impeachment for Donald Trump to the Congressional Senate this afternoon!! ENJOY THE JOKES A guy lies on bed, reads

THE POSTMAN This year my trainer suggested that I try to avoid anything that makes me fat. So I had a week or two off for the holidays. Finally I showed up to get back down to business at the gym. "So

THE POSTMAN So a big shout out to my long time bud, Joe. He has been reading. this page like forever, and I hope things work out ok for you Joe!  He is having a rough time lately. Personally. I Just

THE POSTMAN So we are sitting at the breakfast table and the war department is talking about all the stuff she "has to do today." As she munches on her toast and peanut butter: "I have to give Turk

THE POSTMAN ​These days, everything has blue tooth. So you gotta have a "smart one". First it was smart tvs, right? Did you know they have smart refrigerators now? A fridge w blue tooth. You are at